Neither of them saw the beauty in numbers. A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. What's the difference between me and a calendar? Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. She arrived at my place on her bicycle. Do you need math help? Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Of course, the numbers will be different.
Math Pick Up Lines
Draw ten big dots representing the elements of M. Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom? Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic? I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it. On my commute this morning, I saw a truck with the number on the tailgate. An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.